Miss T

by Walter de la Mare - Nursery Rhymes

It's a very odd thing--
As odd as can be--
That whatever Miss T eats
Turns into Miss T!

Porridge and apples,
Mince, muffins and mutton,
Jam, junket, jumbles--
Not a rap, not a button
It matters. The moment
They're out of her plate,

Though shared by Miss Butcher
And sour Mr. Bate;
Tiny and cheerful,
And neat as can be,
Whatever Miss T eats
Turns into Miss T!