Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
O'er the feilds we go
Crashing into trees
Ow-ow-ow
The snow is turning red
I think i'm gonna be dead
Will someone please call 911
Before i lose my head.

Oooohhhhhh.

Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa clause is dead
Rudolph got a twenty-two
And shot him in the head
Hey!
Barbie doll barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But mario and gi-joe
Stabbed her with a knife
Hey!

Original version:

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way

Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.